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Recession Blues

The below text is purely a work of my imagination, any reference to any person living or dead is puerly co-incidential


I had drafted this some time in may last year when the IT industry was gung ho about recession and job losses. I felt its worthwhile posting here if i could help a few laugh and few others smile about it :)
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Read from the bottom of the mail chain

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-----Original Message-----

From: postmaster@localhost [mailto:postmaster@localhost]

Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:19 PM

To: Ashrafi,Gulam M

Subject: Delivery Final Failure Notice



Can not deliver the message you sent. Will not retry.

Sender: < Ashrafi_gulam@japkakakapa.com>


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From: Ashrafi, Gulam M

Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 10:34 AM

To: Mohammed Yusuf; Mahammed Sharif; fareed; MdMuddassir_Shah; mohdjaved.siddiqui ; Azghar Pasha

Cc: javed.sjce; Mohammed_Hussain; shaffi.mohammed@gmail.com; yuppie.jaff

Subject: RE: Re:



Tats cool, when is the treat?

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From: mohdjaved.siddiqui

Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 10:30 AM

To: Mahammed Sharif; Ashrafi, Gulam M; fareed; MdMuddassir_Shah; mohdjaved.siddiqui; Azghar Pasha

Cc: javed.sjce; Mohammed Yusuf; ; Mohammed_Hussain; shaffi.mohammed; yuppie.jaff

Subject: RE: Re:



Ah No ways.

I got the employee of the month award last week.

They wont fire me


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From: Mahammed Sharif

Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 10:19 AM

To: Ashrafi, Gulam M; fareed; MdMuddassir_Shah; mohdjaved.siddiqui; Azghar Pasha

Cc: javed.sjce; Mohammed Yusuf; Mohammed_Hussain; shaffi.mohammed; yuppie.jaff

Subject: RE: Re:



Dude,

Take care .

Hope it doesn’t affect you.

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From: mohdjaved.siddiqui

Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:57 AM

To: Mahammed Sharif; Ashrafi, Gulam M; fareed; MdMuddassir_Shah; mohdjaved.siddiqui; Azghar Pasha

Cc: javed.sjce; Mohammed Yusuf; ; Mohammed_Hussain; shaffi.mohammed; yuppie.jaff

Subject: RE: Re:



Doing great bro, as always

Plus recession, they fired some 100 folks yesterday

There are rumors that they will fire more today.



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From: fareed[mailto:fareed.h@blablabla.com]

Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:07 AM

To: MdMuddassir_Shah; Ashrafi, Gulam M; mohdjaved.; Mahammed Sharif; Azghar Pasha

Cc: javed.sjce Mohammed Yusuf; Mohammed_Hussain; shaffi.mohammed; yuppie.jaff

Subject: Re: Re:



Hello All,

@javed,

How are you? Hows work


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Comments

Pradyumna said…
Few things are really unpredictable..:)
29/6/10
MuddassirShah said…
Yes, somethings are really unpredictable.
by the way you have not posted anything on our blog yet, have you?
29/6/10
Pradyumna said…
No i didn't... I wrote my first blog yesterday... Just a short and simple note... I will try to analyze things, will pen down it and will try to post most interesting stuffs...:)
30/6/10
MuddassirShah said…
Tats more like it.
Ll keep watching :)
1/7/10
CoolNukeAshok said…
ofcourse i had my laugh....
12/7/10
MuddassirShah said…
Thanks Ashok.
I just wanted to showcase the hysteria of those days :)
13/7/10
ceeyech.. said…
Sir.... ye kya hai?
10/3/11
MuddassirShah said…
Ceeyech Bhai,

I created a fiction mail chain, but I neededto give it a realistic feeling. toh I used all our names:)
10/3/11
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